Threesome Fantasy vs. Reality

It Just May Never Happen Again

This one breaks my fucking heart! But to feel fantasies, one has to be willing to survive heartbreak. No risk, no reward!

So… there was this super-duper delicious brunette who I heard had a crush on me once. It made me squeal and swoon with pleasure and joy.

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I met her at Spadina and Queen one hot summer day, and she was very shy after being introduced. It was magical, actually.

I adored her, and I had already made love pretty passionately with the woman who introduced us, so that was a bonus, hey hey!

The lovely lady that acquainted myself and the brunette had gotten sweaty and sexy both on camera and off, which was just awesome, oh boy. So this led to some very juicy and attractive possibilities for myself and my generous genitals, yippee! Or so I thought.

Now, just because the brunette had repeatedly reached out to me on Twitter to profess her thinly veiled admiration of me, that meant nothing.

I WANTED it to mean something, and at the time, it certainly did! To my dreams and her fantasies, it meant everything. It was inevitable.

I liked her, she liked me, and that was the news that was relayed between us by someone who I had liked as well, and I mean LIKED liked.

Wink wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean, say no more, say no more!

So… here we have three polyamorous people who do porn, two of which have already been intimate, and all three of which like each other.

There are certain circles of sexuality where it’s like “you know, it’s only a matter of time before we ALL eventually slurp each other’s yummy bits”

It’s totally awesome to have a group of friends where that’s the naked truth of the fantasy-filled reality. No judgement, no shame—just fun shit.

ONE FINE DAY, we were all at the same sex club, at the same time, and with the same desires to do something naughty. Yay, I say!

I was truly happy to be in the presence of this brunette sex kitten and this bi-sexual freckled angel friend. I was ready to rock…

But, this is where heaven turns into hell, dreams turn into nightmares, and hope turns into AAAARRGGGHHH!!!

So… the intention was for us to film a threesome. Easy, right? The lovely lady who introduced us all said, “My brunette friend is interested in a threesome with us tonight. Are you cool to do it?”

Of course, all of me stood at attention like “YUPPERS!” Damn rights and obviously are pretty much the only acceptable answers to that kinda question in my books and in my sweet universe.

Both of them were to gather near the Red Room of Leather in fifteen minutes… it was going to be so wonderful. They were both so happy and horny! Oh, I lament, I pine, I wail… I cry for what… never happend!

Why? Because first, the videographer who was supposed to film the threesome changed his mind fourteen minutes into the set up for our tryst. Oy vay!

He said, “We can try it again next month, don’t worry!” Those ominous words were like the kiss of death for me, even though I replied with the requisite optimism, willing to continue if all the same stars aligned. I said, “Yeah man, we’ll try again next month… I’m there!”

What’s next? The brunette disappeared from the porn scene altogether, stopped working at the sex club, and hasn’t been seen in months! (I was concerned for her personal well being but our mutual friend said she was okay, that she talked to her last about a month ago.)

But… I have not spoken to the brunette. I have not had sex with the other friend since. And we all did NOT get to film, nor have our threesome!

The stars align very rarely, my friends. In the world of threesomes, the stars align VERY RARELY.

Do not take these moments for granted. Do your best to make the dream real!

In sincerity,
Addi Stewart

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