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Threesome Sex, Lies and Videotape

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There’s a whole kerfuffle of random blather and extracurricular detritus that must be jettisoned before anyone can have the next level of sexy fun we all strive to devour in life.

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One of the big questions people wonder about threesomes is: “Should we put some of this on film? Does anyone mind if I take pictures or video of these fun times?” Anyone got a problem with lights or camera?

This isn’t something to take frivolously, and be flippant and off-putting and nonchalant about, just because you don’t really mind if your ass is shown online. No matter your gender or your age, job, family situation, social status, or economic stability, the fact is: you’re not alone! Shamon and word to Michael Jackson, baby. This is an all-or-nothing scenario, usually.

And this is also not a thing where it’s cool to be domineering, selfish, uncompromising, or just wide-eyed at the prospects of having your own private Playboy flick stash.

Don’t be a douchenozzle. Don’t be a dirtbag. Don’t be a Debbie downer. Don’t be That Guy.

Which all simply means: don’t try to force recording your threesome, if even ONE person doesn’t want it to be on tape, video or film… or whatever captures sex!

It’s poor form to not acknowledge that some people REALLY prefer to keep things private, and that some moments are meant to NEVER be spoken of again, nor looked at, revisited in any way, nor caught on any device for anyone to know, besides those who were there and saw what was felt.

I have a friend who loves to videotape me giving her oral. We’ve enjoyed me giving her oral sex over a hundred times easily, but how many times has she gotten the camera out? Probably five. How many times have I said no to her? Absolutely none. Ha.

Continuing on, how many times have she and I had threesomes with other people? Well over five, maybe ten. And how many times have we taped our escapades? None. Not everyone wanted it, so it didn’t happen.

I will never ever EVER have my name wind up anywhere around those atrocious websites where they out each other’s foibles and fuck-ups sexually and socially. More importantly, I will NEVER put a lover’s video on a ex-girlfriend revenge site or any of that shit, so I never have cameras tape footage that isn’t anything less than completely enthusiastic. That’s just making sure I’m not ruining my karma for future threesomes to happen!

If everyone wants to film the threesome: DO IT WITH GLEEEEEEE!!!

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