If there’s ONE thing I don’t do, out of all the awesome, sexy, kinky, freaky, yummy things I do in my life: it’s TEASE someone.
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Teasing is something I ONLY might do when I have a flogger in my hand, someone bent over a piece of furniture, and I’m giving them some rest time between SMASHINGS. Besides that, I don’t tease nobody about nothing when it comes to sex! I am a man of my word, and my word is action-packed!
I know a pretender when I hear one, and when I hear one, I kinda stop listening…
Seriously, anyways.
I was at this gathering of lovely souls, and we were all getting jiggy with it. Clothes came off, liquor came in, spankings came to life… all was lovely. Things got really amazing, and dreams came true.
Then, during a break in the proceedings, a friend came to join the gang. Cool. They walked into a love zone full of bliss and connection. It was a sight to behold.
I introduced myself, and a very sweet lover of mine also said hello.
The new friend then said something that was an instant red flag.
Even though I’m a dreamer and I like spontaneous magic, I know when it’s real or not. So, when this happened, I paused.
Upon the first time meeting me, this new friend said they wanted to have a threesome with me and my special partner. Very enthusiastically. But not convincingly.
Things were missing. Like physical connection. Eye contact. Basic trust.
And even though lust may have been there and nudity was happening… it wasn’t enough. And I have been to the late-night dance enough times to know the difference between someone who wants to make a threesome happen, and someone who SAYS they want to make a threesome happen.
If random lonely women had squirting orgasms and random lonely men had multiple orgasms for every time a threesome was promised but cancelled… the world would be more happy than it would know how to quantify!
So, I’m not the teasing type. Nyet. Nein. Negatory.
My batting average is somewhere near 1.000. If I say I’m going to show up to a threesome… my next words will always be: “When and where is it happening, baby?”
In true love,
Addi Stewart
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