Threesomes don’t happen that often, so fantasizing is a big part while you wait or hope or plan for your next one. Here are some of my recent fantasy-inspired scenarios I’d like to share with you.
In the bathroom at a rock club. I know that having one lady in a stall is a time honored tradition, but have you considered two? I know the fit will be a little tight, but just imagine the upsides. It would be total mayhem. The dirty toilet is part of the kink. In the process of maneuvering this way and that to amalgamate all the flying body parts, somebody is inevitably going to come in contact with the rim. Hot, and nasty!
At your parents’ house on Thanksgiving. Invite a couple of friends home from college, and excuse yourself between the main course and dessert. Everybody will be feeling sleepy after the turkey and potatoes, and probably won’t even notice you three slipping off to the wood-paneled basement to roll about on the brown shag carpet. Be careful that an old potato chip that Uncle Charlie dropped in 1971 doesn’t stick you in theorg back!
In the back seat of the Greyhound bus. There’s a three-seater there, and between the old people making trips to the toilet, some gal can squeeze between you and your best buddy and get double the love. Next stop, Cumshot Station! If you like being watched, try the back of an Uber!
On a discarded mattress in a junkyard. Go on, I dare you! Somebody tossed that beat-up queen size, and punks spray painted it to look like Anarchy in the USA. Let the seagulls gather in confusion and watch as your naked bodies give a round and soft edge to the discarded metal and rusted bikes surrounding you. This privacy is perfect for trying out new threesome positions.
In a dark parking lot of a condo. Everybody in every unit will be losing their shit about the sexual moaning that fills up the night. They didn’t move to the city from suburbia to be bothered by other people’s sounds. Let them know the city can’t be contained. Moan loud. Have screaming orgasms. Interrupt them as they stream Netflix.
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