Threesomes being the number one fantasy, why not take your fantasies to another level entirely. Let me share a few group sex fantasies that keep my motor running.
In the Forests outside Baden Baden, Germany
These forests, renowned for their brown bears, are a sexy but dangerous place to have a threesome, especially with two hot German stewardesses you met on the red eye to Frankfurt). The problem is that the bears are highly aroused by the smell of human sex glands. They will undoubtedly emerge from between the thick and ancient trunks of the trees to investigate you.
While your lithe, Teutonic companions flee, their Lufthansa outfits tumbling down their legs, their large milk white breasts bouncing under those unfurled golden locks, the bears will set upon you and form a nonsexual threesome of their own. And this would be one group sex encounter you wouldn’t live to tell!
On a Fan Boat in the Okefenokee Swamp
This is when, perchance, you happen to run into two eager Floridian honeys on your next vacay down south. Beware, though, of the legend some old folk tell about walking flowers. Some say that they are an obscure type of orchid, that famously dwell in the Florida swamps, which once upon a time were exposed to dangerous and possibly radioactive chemicals back in the fifties.
These flowers learned to navigate the swamp, moving at night from one tangled nest in the mangrove, onto the next. They learned to move, and they learned to lust. Many a man, after his two prospective dates have fled, has found himself caught up in the spreading tendrils of walking orchids. Oh how the sexual pleasure they unleash on him can change his life. All the pollen he is forced to swallow, all of the petals, like soft, delicate, Corinthian leather engulfing his swollen cock and milking it dry.
At the Bagel Factory
I know it seems unlikely, but imagine you have just met two gorgeous, raven-haired bakers, busy making bagels. They simply can’t wait to undress you and play ring toss with your erect member. Beware that the oven-hot bagels do not sear the base of thy cock! But this is not all.
Poor unfortunate souls, forgetting they have a hot bagel around the bottom part of their shaft, have wandered out into the snow to piss, only to find crazed ravens swooping down and attacking their blood-filled member. They think it to be some fancy pastry, from which cream can be eked with the right sort of feathery stimulation applied to the matter!
What sexy threesome fantasies keep you going while looking for the real thing?
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