Since you first saw the roofer down the street eyeing your wife, you’ve been begging her for a threesome so you can watch her getting rammed ragged atop a pile of shingles.
And she just said yes!
Or maybe you recently met a deliciously perverted little number online, and she’s totally into an MMF threeway.
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Either way, you’re suddenly getting cold feet.
Your fantasy was perfect, after all, because it was a fantasy.
It didn’t include HER fantasy which is watching you unzip him and—yikes!—put that huge cock into your mouth.
Maybe she didn’t say, “no play, no way.” Maybe she just came so hard riding you every night thinking about it that you don’t want to miss a chance to indulge her fantasy. Good for you! Of course you’re nervous and uptight, if you’ve never seized the stallion.
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She’s not expecting experience and perfection.
She finds it sweet that you would do this to turn her on. She doesn’t expect you to give head like she does, and she’d be a little alarmed if you did! Just like you find it hot to “teach” women the ways of the wild, this turns some of them on.
Millions of men have done it and enjoyed it.
With the handyman’s anaconda looming before you, the moment seems so epic that it’s easy to forget you aren’t the only straight dude in history to give a dude a blow job.
You’ve seen it every day yourself in porn videos.
Swingers have been swinging, polyamorous lovers have been playing, prisoners have been making do, and men have been doing what it takes to please their women.
There are many men who even enjoy it and seek it out as a highlight of the MMF threeway.
It’s a THREESOME, remember? There ARE three of you.
If it’s not for you, that’s okay. But remember threesomes and group scenarios mean a bit of give and take, and by their very nature mean experimenting.
Remember when you said, “try it, you’ll like it?” when she wasn’t sure about eating pussy? Now you can’t get her away from the muff.
You’re not gay, not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Having a sexual experience with another man and her, whether you find it’s not for you or you have the best orgasm of your life, doesn’t mean that you’re gay.
If you aren’t exclusively or mainly attracted sexually to men, and not to women, you aren’t gay. Period.
Admit it—you are indulging your own fantasy. You are curious.
‘Nuff said.
Let yourself enjoy it.
Don’t think about it as something to “get over with.” You expect your lady to want to suck on yours as often as possible, so don’t try to convince her that the idea is disgusting.
Be reassured: you will enjoy it, but you won’t enjoy it too much. Nothing will change.
The scene will creep into your fantasies. Don’t read too much into it. Don’t lose sight of the fact that whatever your most recent hot experience was tends to fuel masturbation for some time to come.
Even if it’s awkward and unpleasant, you WILL fantasize about it for the next while.
Every new act and experience becomes jerk-off fodder! But so what? Your wife is frigging herself while thinking of the exact same thing.
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