Couples Advice

Why Group Sex with Friends Is a Bad Idea

Girl Annoying Her Boyfriend

Let’s face it, broaching the topic of group sex over dinner can be a little awkward. Everything is going well, you’ve just put the beef brisket on the table, and everybody is enjoying the wine. You laughed, talked about mutual friends, talked about your jobs. You talk a little about politics, and then suddenly the conversation turns.

“Me and my wife sure do like to get it on with other people,” you reveal. Everyone looks at you like this might be some kind of joke. “No really, we’re into group sex! We actually invited you over here to see if you’d be interested in getting it on with us. I’d really like to watch you, Brian, sticking it to my wife. I’d like to film you fuck her in different sex positions.

At this point your wife is slipping into Brian’s lap. Brain’s wife, Marsha, is looking on in horror, and with a growing sense of rage as your wife begins grinding on Brain’s lap.

“I’d love to lay under my wife’s crotch,” you continue, “while you fuck her, so that whatever fluids drip from her in the act splatter all over my face, and I can catch your juices on my tongue when you ejaculate…”

That’s one perfectly good beef brisket wasted. Your circle of friends is one thing, and your circle of lovers is another. Unless you’re living in an apartment building where all your neighbors are already worshipping Satan as though life were a Roman Polanski movie, then it’s better to keep your threesomes and group sex encounters discreet. It just makes life so much easier.

The other thing is, if you meet people online, you can be upfront about what you want and what you expect. If the fellow doesn’t want a blowjob from a man and a women at the same time, no problem. They will flip to the next profile and you can wait for the person who is right for you.

The important thing to remember is that there are a lot of people out there who share your interests. The world is big, but niche dating sites like CouplesDating.com exist to bring couples and singles together for threesomes and group sex in a safe and discreet manner.

Where do you meet sexy play partners for group fun?

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