Guys out there who haven’t yet been lucky enough to have their first threesome might assume that the biggest regret is not having one! Others might wonder how their own match up or differ.
Learning from someone else’s mistakes can help prevent personal headaches and heartaches. Here are some threesome regrets dudes have had.
Threesome Regrets
“I lost a wonderful partner back in the day. After our steamy threeway with a Latina vixen, all I could think about was more naked women. I brought up the fantasies whenever we had sex. I was so excited it was like I was addicted, so I kept wanting something else instead of the woman I had in front of me.
She felt she wasn’t enough, and my selfishness destroyed an important relationship. I have threesomes on occasion with my wife now, and it’s fun for both of us. I learned not to let my dick run away with the spoon.” – Desmond, 34
“I was so horny to see two women in my bed, that I couldn’t wait for the right girls. I ended up going home with two chicks I’d met at a dive bar. One had questionable hygiene and smelled like a brewery, we’d all had too much to drink. It was terrible.
I went into the bathroom to plan my way out of the rest of it. When I cam out they were gone, along with my cell phone and wallet. I didn’t have sex again for months because I was terrified of STIs, but thankfully all the tests came back negative.” – Terry, 23
“I wish I didn’t go for the MMF threesome. The woman I’d hoped to involve said she would only go for an MMF threesome—she said that would equalize the power and desire dynamic, instead of just being used for my fantasies. I was in college taking a women’s studies course, and I thought she had a good point. I didn’t want to use her, so I agreed.
I love to see a woman riding a massive cock in porn, who doesn’t? But in real life, it was a bit gross. The right thing to do would have been to decline and find a willing partner into what I was. Live and learn.” – Jack, 40
“I have to say I regret hooking up with two horny French ladies on my holiday in Paris. It was absolutely hot, but I was there with my girlfriend, who was at the Louvre with a friend. She doesn’t know about it to this day, and we’re married now. She’s the only woman I want, and I’m stuck carrying this awful secret and stain of dishonesty. A few years into our marriage, my adventurous wife suggested we have a threesome. But I can’t go there. With the burden of my secret, I know I would barely be able to get it up.” – Matthew, 28
“When my buddy’s girlfriend started making the moves on me at a pool party, it seemed like a good idea to follow them both to the bedroom. Sure, I was invited, but things were never the same in our friendship after that. My advice: threeesome sex with friends is a bad idea!” – Max, 26
“I ended up in bed with an ex and her new poly husband. It sounded too good to be true to get the invitation. And it could have been amazing, but dude’s dick was more than twice the size of mine. I just couldn’t get over the awkwardness of it all.” – Robbie, 30
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