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When a Threesome Becomes a Twosome

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Funny thing happened on the way to my most recent threesome. If you’ve spent some time doing thingy things with sexy people, you know, jokes happen! Some of these jokes are hilarious, others quite painful, depending on how far or close you are.

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The funny thing: me and two delightful angels are on a couch near a fireplace in a cottage. It’s getting late, and the Bailey’s and ganja and midnight amour are making people feel like snuggling and cuddling together in a delicious drink. Finally the time had come to go to the bed that was to be the martini glass for us all.

Super funny thing: one person almost falls asleep on the stairs on the way to the threesome event space. Oy! I laugh, we all chuckle, I cry a bit, she goes to sleep (don’t worry, her and I have made love many times before, so there’s already happy endings to this story no matter where it goes) but this one is happy too. I digress.

So one lover goes to sleep because of rapid onset sleep necessity, therefore I cuddle with the other lovely lady on an adjacent mattress. We slowly, slowly, but surely warm each other up and reach the pinnacle of Cuddle Mountain. It’s as warm as Everest is freezing.

We enjoy hella closeness for quite some time. Hours go by, and after a short nap I wake up and oral sex commences passionately. I’m doing what I love to do under the sheets, then look up briefly to see our formerly tired first lover watching joyfully. She asks about participation protocol and such, and I am more than happy to invite her in. It was SO damn funny and unexpected, but things like that can happen.

Do you have a similar story about a shrinking or expanding threesome? Share with us in the comments!

Love,
Addi Stewart

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