One Time or First Time?
Unless you want to have sex become your professional work (and as a sex worker, I can’t say that it’s a poor life choice WHATSOEVER, but I can say that it’s an extremely life-altering decision so think long and hard about going into it, pun intended) I would suggest you understand how much you want to fuck and how you satisfy your genital greed and need.
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Figure that shit out for yourself-self, as in how much you need to masturbate to take that existential edge off your head, figure out how much you like to suck, lick, fuck, and kiss other human beings to make you feel not alone and not unlike the rest of the species you share the planet with.
And last but definitely not least in the erotic awareness Olympics: it’s great as fuck to know if you want to have a one-time affair of the heart with someone, or if you want to play it again and again, Sam(antha, cause Mr. Big is just too damn good to not have more of!)
I had a threesome once. Well, way more than once, but this one in particular is what I will refer to, silly goose.
A friend was like “I have a lady who wants to be with someone… good. And I mean REAL GOOD. You are that guy.”
I was like “Yup, you’re right. I AM that guy!”
So I went over to her house on a spectacularly fun night, and was invited to physically imbibe myself upon this voluptuous woman’s fleshly overflowing delights, and join my spectacularly cool friend in the process of sexifying this fantasizing MILF.
It got freaky deaky and funky lovely! He sat on a couch in the corner and stroked himself as he watched me eat her, fuck her and kiss her, then he joined in the wonderful triumvirate convening in the middle of the business mattress. We made human shishkabobs, human Eiffel Towers, and human pretzels of all kinds. Yummy, curious and intriguing to see for all, I’m sure.
But the fact of the matter was: I was FAR more active in this threesome than my good friend who invited me in…
But the other underlying fact was: he CHOSE to watch and be more of a voyeur than an exhibitionist, and it was evident.
His lady friend clearly was enjoying what I had to offer, and I was clearly enjoying her enjoying my offerings! Oh boy did I ever.
The moral of the story is: know when you want more, and ask everyone involved.
“Hey, I REALLY had a LOT of fun here tonight with this lovely lady. I know we originally planned for this to be a one-night event, but would it be okay if I got her phone number to get together with her again in the future? Of course if you all want to get together again, all three of us, I’m cool with that! But I was wondering if everyone is cool with me and her getting together separately as well.”
And saying those magical words opened the doors to another TWO-YEAR relationship of some of the best fucking sex of my life, please believe me! Her and I fucked like rabbits on Quaaludes in July, and it all started from our awesome threesome.
Just ask politely if you want to have more sex with someone you had a threesome with. That’s all. Yes or no is a simple truth.
Deal with it as it exists behind the question you ask, and live your life accordingly from the moment after you confess!
If everyone wants it to happen, it will. If nobody does, it won’t. That’s how them titties bounce!
And lastly, KNOW when you really are just having a lightning strike sexual encounter, which is a BLESSING in itself too!
Sometimes, it really is just a one-time threesome, and you will never know his or her or their name, or number, or see their sweet genital junk ever again… which is why it’s VITALLY IMPORTANT to live in the moment and appreciate every stroke and penetration you get! If it’s only thirty minutes together, then feel those full thirty minutes and make it a memory that lasts forever!
Cause then, you can relive it over and over in your head and then it’s not even really a one-time thing then, either, heh heh!
But yeah, know when it’s now and when it’s now AND the future…
May your threesomes be glorious.
Love,
Addi Stewart
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