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4 Qualities Cougars Bring to Threesomes

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Cougars are often stigmatized. They get called old ladies or cradle robbers or desperate.

If this is your own perspective on cougars, I suggest you do yourself a favor and snap out of it; or you’ll miss out on what might potentially be your threesome’s finest asset.

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First, a quick disclaimer: cougars aren’t old—your grandmother is old.

4 Qualities Cougars Bring to Threesomes

1. Experience

I’m not only talking about sexy-experience, but also life-experience. The longer you’re around, the more you’ve experienced—it’s that simple. Would you prefer to fly with a new pilot or a veteran? Your cougar will be there to guide you, to help you navigate what can sometimes be anxious waters.

Experience makes for a good leader. Do what she suggests and your libido will thank you. The first time I was with a cougar, I learned about the magic brought on by the Stinky Pinky. I was never the same again.

2. Know-How

Experience and maturity mean she’s bound to have picked up some tricks along the way—probably more than you, as a matter of fact. Wouldn’t you say you have a greater arsenal to share with your current partner than your first partner? Multiply that by your cougar’s years in the lovin’ business.

Not only will her tricks be new (to you), she’ll perform them with nuance, subtlety, and gusto. You’ll surrender to her expertise. 

3. Confidence

Experience + know-how = confidence. A confident lover is just about the sexiest thing there is. Avoid feeling intimidated—a confident cougar should be trusted. If you’re young and reading this you may not fully appreciate how powerful this quality can be.

You might think you have all the right moves, but once in the presence of a cougar you’ll soon learn how green you are. Again, surrender. Everything you ever thought you knew about sex is about to become ancient history. (And that wasn’t meant to be a pun.)

4. More Players

Here’s one that’ll sell you on the idea: a cougar probably knows more sexually satisfying partners than you do. Wouldn’t you like to know and play with someone who A) is great in the sac, and B) has a circle of like-minded friends?

If you’re reading this because you’re into 3sums, then I think you would. Win over the cougar and increase your numbers. Then you won’t have to go online and select from a pile of unknowns.

All this is tough for young’uns to accept—you’re all thinking Old.

Get over it—start thinking Good.

Go Team Go!

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