I get it, you’ve been rubbing and tugging solo with a pair of hotties in cut-off shorts scorching the back of your eyelids. It’s fun while it lasts, but how can getting naked alone again possibly benefit your future ménage à trois?
Look, it’s a long shot, but if it’s the only shot you’ve got right now, see if you can’t channel your inner Adonis, and use your fantasies as a way forward to bliss.
Masturbation threesomes are the only threesomes some of us will have, so enjoy them.
No one likes it when you wallow, and I swear women can tell—all those potential threeway hopefuls will steer clear, even though they’ve never met you. If you jerk off with the mindset that you’ll just never get what you want, you just might never. There is something to the law of attraction, if only because it drives how we operate and act.
If you jerk off with a different attitude altogether, celebrating how horny you are instead of feeling sorry for being solo, something can shift in your confidence. Women can smell that shift, even over the Internet—seriously!
Besides, maybe you can only have threesomes in your mind because you have a super hot wife who only wants to be with you. Thank your lucky stars instead when you take matters into your own hands. A permanent sex partner and masturbation can help fill in the gaps when your mind wanders to someone or somewhere else.
Masturbation is private.
Sex is something we like to share—it’s the whole point, isn’t it? Yes, but actual sex with even one woman requires that she take center stage. And it’s a stage I’m willing to give her, believe me.
But when it’s just me, not two or three, there’s no limit to where I can go. I’m not restricted by physical or psychological boundaries. I can explore my strangest fantasies. I don’t have to worry about doing something wrong or about my partners not enjoying themselves. And sometimes we are better equipped to try something new if we test drive it solo first.
Masturbation is practice.
Jerking off a million times before Saturday’s hookup with Helen and Ellen helps you prepare for the big day.
You can mull over every delicious scenario and possibility, and assess the positions for viability while preparing your moves and game plan.
It’s time to gather information.
Not only can you practice in your mind, but the threesome porn you watch can introduce you to various positions, techniques, and possibilities.
Remember while streaming steamy threeway videos that not everything you see on TV is what real life looks like. The third joining you and your girlfriend probably won’t look like Jennifer Aniston and scream, “Fuck me with your cock!” over and over while squirting a tidal wave. But you’ll still get a few good ideas!
Learn how to last longer.
Jacking off before a threesome happens can help ward off the inevitable premature ejaculation. Since your senses will be in overdrive with two naked people going at it in front of you, you might spill too soon even if you are a skilled lover one on one.
Blowing a load in the shower before you head to her house can ease the pressure.
If it doesn’t work, don’t overthink it. It’s not time to close up shop. Enjoy cavorting playfully like kittens with your partners, and let your hands, mouth, and mind take over the action until he’s up and at ’em again.
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