Yeah, so you’ve had the FMF. Nice on ya. And you’ve been fortunate enough to dip your fingers, toes and naughty bits into a FFM, which is a thumbs up thing, yo. Maybe you’ve even been swift and changeable enough to manage the mojo to make your face and bum create a cameo appearance in a four or five-some! If you’ve done that, I tip my hat to you, and I hope you have all the alcohol, drugs and miscellaneous fun you dream to debauch yourself with tonight. Yippie-ki-yay!
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There’s an endless list of sexual adventures that a person can dive into with other people, and I hope to heavens you are always removing fantasies off your list.But, I got a crazy ass idea for you to try: do you want to take your poly game to the NEXXXT level, without actually even taking your clothes off?
It feels so good. And how do you do it? Well, first things first, it kinda is a prerequisite that you have already had a threesome: the old school kind aka butt nekkid.
Ha ha, yeah you will have to sacrifice a little, if not all of your humility, to manifest destiny on the second stage of emotional accomplishment. One where we do character tests and identity experiments for the fuck of it, because we’re bored and awesome. But mostly because we’re awesome. So once you have done the do and boogied the loo in the nude, then you can join us back here in the conversation table, and catch up to this craaaazy concept, if you can dig it!
So, you’ve had your threesome, and you’ve showed kindness and respect to the people you did the damn thing with, and woke up the next day without any regrets or shame… then you done Part 1.
The advancement to Part 2 happens when: you spend an afternoon with the same people you had your threesome with… and ONLY share intellectual intimacy. Clothes do not come off (and if they do, make it because you’re too damn hot to be clad with cloth, good noble creature! No hanky-panky) Just talk. Learn about their relationship and their hobbies more. Ask them questions you never asked them before. Ask each other what your favorite joke is. Talk about childhood pets. Talk about pet peeves. Talk about the meaning of silence in long term couples. Talk about stuff that brings you closer. Anything you can think of. Learn the truth of the people you know the naked truth about… and stay clothed.
A non-sexual threesome can really test the strength of your relationship, trust me! If you can stay in the same room as your freaky friends and not have events depend on the manifestation of sweet sweet sexuality, then you put a good bid in on having another healthy threesome happen in the hopefully immediately near future! If you can pass the test of platonic honest calmness, you can and should be able to get more of the awesome rawness! Good luck, comrades.
In love,
Addi Stewart
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