Congratulations! You’re going to be the third in an upcoming threesome.
Maybe a couple you met on a dating site has invited you into their fantasy. Maybe two hot redheads you met at a party want to put on a show for you. Or maybe you’re single, and it’s not the first or last time that unicorn hunters have responded to your profile.
There are many variations to threesomes, but most often they involve a couple and a “third.” The third is sometimes called a unicorn, more often when she’s female. The third is the one who isn’t attached to the couple or implicated in the primary relationship.
Being a great third will maximize your potential for more threesomes. A successful threesome that has already worked out with people you get along great with is an amazing segue into another hot trilogy. Being a courteous and sexy guest also means having a better time because your hosts will feel relaxed and secure, able to focus on pleasure rather than politics or anxieties.
3 Tips to Be a Successful Third
1. Put Your Best Self Forward
Hygiene is obviously your top priority. Expect it of your hosts and of yourself. Don’t eat a gooey garlicky hot shawarma in the car on the way there, arriving dripping with mouth grease and a bloated belly. Shower, shave, swab your eardrums, keep the cologne sexy but light, and brush and floss your teeth of every bacteria particle.
I always bring a few clean towels along. Most hosts are prepared with shower supplies for their third, but I like to be prepared for anything.
2. Display Good Manners and a Respectful Attitude
What could possibly go wrong when a man decides he wants to watch his wife getting it good from every angle by another man? Hopefully nothing, but always keep in mind that sex, emotions, and relationships are volatile, and you don’t need to light a match with an attitude problem.
Be prepared to bow out graciously at any sign of conflict or change of heart, with no hard feelings. Don’t agitate things by demanding to proceed, or challenging her that she “promised” to get naked and climb aboard.
Don’t crack jokes about your bigger cock being more satisfying for her or having more hair on your head than he does. Be friendly and courteous and let the couple keep the upper hand. Also, keep your distance until you all know each other better.
3. Get What You Came For, and Give What Was Expected
Being the third can be both lonely and liberating, depending on your temperament and what kind of relationship you desire. The third can feel like a third wheel, left out of the relationship and fetishized, but don’t make the threeway into a boohoo fest—overtly or unconsciously.
You were looking for sex, not love, and sending out waves that you aren’t part of the core relationship or that you go home alone while they get to nuzzle together in the afterglow leaves a bad taste for everyone.
“We couldn’t believe it when we met a beautiful blonde on a casual hookup site, but after a sizzling lingerie show with my wife, she started complaining about it not being fair that we were married and she was just a piece of meat,” my friend recently confided.
Be honest about what you’re looking for, and if that changes mid thrust, live with it and resume your search in a new context later.
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