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Threesomes: Location, Location, Location

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The threesome is like real estate, there’s only one thing that really matters more than anything else, and that determines your success or failure more than any other factor or variable.

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You could have the best food in the world, served by naked supermodels on trays of gold and give away free flat-screen plasma TVs at the end of every gourmet meal, all for 99 cents! But if your magical restaurant is LOCATED IN ANTARCTICA, then how will people get to eat at Chez Paradise? They won’t, that’s how! And you will go out of business with the best dream meal ever.

So many threesomes don’t happen because one or two or all three people are not concentrating on calculating the exact detailed logistics of WHERE and WHEN the fuck fun can go down!

People play tease games, think about it, ponder it, float the idea… and then let the thought sink and die in the ether of nethernothingness, where all beautiful thoughts evaporate, and most cynical resignations grow in place of.

But that need not be your fate, good friend! More than anything, If you were to choose ONE PLACE to have your dream threesome—held the fort, battened down the hatches, locked in, and set up shop—and said “THIS is where we will have threesomes for the next few months, in this here location, where we all know and can access and use at times,” I bet, once you found two other willing participants, then all it would take is a free Friday or Saturday night soon where all three parties are not busy and… BAM!

Honestly, if there was one aspect not focused on in why threesomes (and most other sex fantasies) don’t happen, it’s that there’s NOWHERE TO DO IT! So, if that’s you and your two friends, think of a location (with two backups just in case) to get it on! I hope your bedroom is the simple answer to the question, heh heh heh.

Good luck,
Addi Stewart

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