Threesome quickie—sounds like an oxymoron. Who in their right mind would be in a hurry? While it’s true that a threeway quickie might be more than a ten minute affair, there are lots of reasons why you or your partners might not want to drag things out.
Many of us work demanding jobs, and we can’t afford a leisurely sex vacation in the middle of the week, but still want sexual adventure. Some of us have spouses and small children and are expected to be home at a reasonable hour. Some folks simply can’t sleep at someone else’s house and don’t want to. Some of us just want a no-strings-attached session that is wild and hot, and then a pleasant exit. Not everything needs to be dragged out.
To make the most of a fast threesome, a little planning helps to maximize efficiency.
Let someone else host.
It’s easier to pull on your own socks than it is to get two half-naked babes out of your bed.
The last time this happened to me, I had to work at six in the morning. When I passed Mark and Maxine on my way to the shower, I expected them to be gone when I emerged. Instead, they were going at in on my bed. Sure, it was hot, but it was two in the morning. It really messed up my conference meeting the next day.
If you want to be able to come and go, don’t host a sex marathon at your house. Be a guest somewhere else or book a motel, so anyone else who wants to sleep over can, but you can exit stage left.
Share your intentions in advance.
You don’t want to disappoint women who have been plotting matching panties and teddies for weeks, and planning a sexy breakfast-in-bed menu for you.
It’s easy to tell your host that you’ll need to leave before the eleven o’clock news comes on. Remind other parties about this in an online or text message beforehand. “I’m really looking forward to spoiling you both rotten on Sunday. Remember, I turn into a pumpkin at ten and will have to make my exit. Thanks so much for understanding.”
Plan your quickie threesome with a tried-and-true trilogy.
It’s probably rude to plan a threeway with totally new hookups and expect it to be an hour or less.
While new experiences are always fun, a dynamic where you already get along and know each other is a more realistic place to plot a quickie. It’s easier to communicate, and you’ve already test driven the participants’ sexual chemistry, knowing what they need.
Facilitate a quickie threeway with an appropriate role play.
If your time is short, it’s not realistic to think that everyone’s bucket list of fantasies will be indulged.
Instead, make the session hot with some drama and fanfare over a particular scenario.
You can enact fantasies or games with role plays that includes the temporary nature of it, and that excludes sleeping over from the plot. For example, walking in on the secretary spanking the boss would call for a furtive and handsy half hour, not for a steamy all nighter.
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