Tips to Make a New Year’s Eve Threesome Happen

I’m of the mind that the year should go out with a bang. Ringing in the New Year in bed is the ultimate celebration, and for those of us who love threesomes, the more the merrier!

If you want to find yourself sandwiched between two hot babes on the last day of they year, here are some suggestions for tipping the odds in your favor!

Plan ahead.

Here’s the best way to make sure you’ll get to make love to two beautiful women on New Year’s Eve—make a date with your favorite threesome girls. Choosing a triad that is tried and true and deciding to celebrate together is the best way to be sure you’ll celebrate your way.

Spontaneity is sexy, yes, but even sexier is actually getting laid.

For me, knowing is hotter than just hoping, and when I’m getting ready for the party, I pay extra attention to all the details like shaving my pussy, softening my ass cheeks, choosing my perfume and stockings.

Pick your party.

If you’re looking to hook up for a threesome when the clock strikes midnight, choose your party wisely.

You can probably find special sexy mingler parties, swinger bashes, kink dances, and other sex-positive celebrations. Your chances of meeting men and women looking for New Year’s sex adventures are much higher than at the church potluck, though exceptions are known to have happened!

Ask for what you want.

No one can read your mind, and while you might risk rejection or a caustic dismissal, playing it straight is always a better strategy than expecting people to put a picture together from some random hints.

If you’re talking with a woman who seems interested in casual sex with you, letting her know that you’re hoping for a wild adventure that night with her AND her best friend is only fair.

Now, it’s easy to offend people by coming on too strong or coming across as some kind of pervert. To avoid this, learn how to read signs. Don’t just drop the bomb on a woman who thinks you’re both talking about what gym you’re joining in January.

Orchestrate online.

You can see from the possible pitfalls that just approaching a man and a woman and asking if you can watch and wank while he nails her is not the best way to approach the New Year’s threeway. You’re more likely to get punched in the face than to share pussy with this dude.

I advise you do the small talk and screening online, when it comes to having a threesome.

The best thing about dating online is finding folks looking for exactly what you are. You screen out those looking for something you aren’t, and make plans and possibilities with those who are.

This means nearly guaranteeing a 100% possibility of finding the threesome. You can’t get those odds anywhere else.

Perhaps even more important, online dating for threesomes comes with built in damage control. You don’t have to find a way to phrase the truth politely, and you don’t have to risk offending someone you met at the potato salad bowl to find out if she’s into the same stuff.

Happy new year’s! Let me know how it goes.

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