If you’ve got it, flaunt it, isn’t that what they say? Sometimes we want to show off what we’ll be getting. And sometimes we want to enjoy those fruits in the great wide open.
Just as couples sometimes take it to the great outdoors, or get hot and heavy at the hotel bar before disappearing, when there are three lovers, it’s no different.
Here are some ways you can all play without being limited by the confines of your bachelor pad. Some of these are just for foreplay—you don’t want to get arrested for going at it on a restaurant table!
The Strip Club
With so much kinky threesome porn at the ready, the old-fashioned act of watching a woman peel off her clothes to 80s hits has a special appeal.
All three of you can make good use of the dim lights and the bounty of bare breasts to simmer before slinking away to make love.
I love relaxing with my lovers over an overpriced, sugary drink and feeling the testosterone smog in the air. It gives your ladies a chance to wear those red stilettos with some tight acid-wash jeans, and you can all pet and kiss while you anticipate what’s next.
The Hotel Bar
Similar to the peeler palace but a different vibe, it’s hot to show off that you’re on a date with three at the hotel bar.
Whether it’s a deliciously sleazy dive with dusty taxidermy and beers, or a sleek Metropolis with dim lights, color-coded bottles, white leather banquettes, and martini glasses, there’s something very film noir about meeting at the hotel bar.
Make it a real occasion by dressing to the nines. I had an amazing threesome last year after cocktails—we ladies wore slinky black dresses and those long gloves and big retro sunglasses. There was some jazzy band playing, and we played footsies under the table and loved how people looked over and saw all three of us kissing.
The Swimming Hole
Take your trilogy into the great outdoors and, get your rocks off while sunning on clifftop up north.
You can canoe away from prying eyes and into paradise in many states in just a few minutes, and find a fresh lake or swim hole to skinnydip in. Frolic in the warm breeze, water, and woods—naked as nature.
You can make a weekend of it if all three of you love camping. Making love, three in a tent, or under those stars.
The Top of the World
Sneak away from the drum and bass beat in an old warehouse after grinding up against each other, and find a rooftop where you can survey the city lights and fuck out in the open—undisclosed to anyone.
The Long Walk on the Beach
Many of us are lucky to live in driving range to one of the coasts, or make a getaway of it, a romantic weekend for three.
Who hasn’t dreamed of long walks on the beach with two lovers, with the soft salt water gently tugging away at her bikini strings? Watch her get nailed from behind with the gorgeous sunset and waves as a backdrop, just like all the vacation commercials promise!
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