By now you have probably clued in to the fact that dudes tend to exaggerate or make stuff up when it comes to sex, so it can be difficult to sort out the myths from the magic.
Here are three things you’re not hearing about threesomes from your friends.
The best threesomes are planned.
You might have heard the story a thousand times, from Bob, Bill, and Ben and then some—how he was just sitting at the bar minding his own business when out of the blue, two blonde babes sidled up to him and begged him to go with them. Hot naked frolicking ensued.
The likelihood of a threesome going down like that is slim. It’s possible, but it’s very rare that two women will suddenly approach a stranger and beg for sex. And when it does happen, it’s often not that great. The most likely scenario for this kind of threesome is a college pub night, when bi-curious girls drink too much and get frisky. It’s all fun and games until somebody loses their chicken wings and Budweiser.
Spontaneity seems sexy in our dreams, but strategic event planning is what works when it comes to successful threesomes. Three attracted parties communicate their schedules, desires, and boundaries in advance, and prepare for whatever might go wrong. What it loses in surprise it gains in functionality, communication, and intimacy.
The guy in a threesome is most likely an ordinary, average, amazing guy like you.
When that annoying, super ripped guy with the flashy car brags constantly about how the babes just can’t stop screaming his name, you might intuitively understand he’s making it all up. But you can’t help think that an average guy like yourself isn’t the kind of guy who gets threesomes or other exciting affairs.
Don’t let Hollywood and insecure gym buddies mislead you. Regular people enjoy all kinds of sex. Women are attracted to men they can have fun with, feel comfortable with, and aren’t expected to worship.
Of course, there are some ladies who are turned on by a shiny car or overgrown muscles, and then there are the rest of us. Women vary widely in what they find attractive, and women, like men, come in a variety of sizes, shapes, ages, and personalities.
The MMF threesome is popular with women AND men.
When you think ménage à trois, you might automatically picture yourself sandwiched between two naked women.
The word “threesome” is almost synonymous with the FFM. And that’s great because the FFM is an amazing outlet for to experience the ecstasy of a two women’s bodies, but the MMF is extremely popular even if the guys don’t brag about this one as often.
It’s easier to talk about two vixens pressing their tits up against your cock than it is to admit your wife whipped your ass while you sucked her boy toy’s dick.
Don’t assume the threesome she wants is FFM. If your lady is reluctant to invite a third into your bedroom, consider that she might not want to “give” you another woman. Suggest the threesome be for her, a chance to enjoy the variety she fantasizes about. Watching one’s girlfriend getting fucked by another man is one of the most common fantasies going, and it can easily be realized.
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