“Happiness in marriage comes from taking part in a threesome: you, your intimate partner, and God.” – Nityananda Das.
I am not at all personally endorsing marriage and matrimony (unless it’s an OPEN MARRIAGE, aha) but the concept in this is apt for talking about a threesome with two dudes. (Not that God can’t be a woman, I believe that too! But I believe God is all humans. Work with me.
The concept of threesomes often comes with the stipulation of “Who’s she gonna bring with her?” as if it always has to be two women with one man, who often can’t provide enough sexual pleasure for one woman, much less two! I joke, but every joke has some truth to it.
There are many different combinations and connections possible if you approach intimacy with an omni-sexual overview, or a pansexual philosophy. Bodies are just bodies at some point, and damn near every body part can be replicated. Need a penis? There are strap-ons. Need breasts? There are silicone bras with fake breasts. Need a hole? Well EVERYONE has a few holes to fill, just open your mind and body and get a LOT of lube and time to warm things up!
There are so many options to make sexy combinations if you aren’t afraid of it. Of course, it’s your prerogative—nobody is forcing you to be with someone you aren’t attracted to, but we are also encouraging you to try new things that might be interesting, new, unique, and maybe more spectacular than you ever imagined it would be.
I’ve had threesomes with two guys present, and it really is something special! I was the mouth satisfier in a FOURSOME with three guys—that petite young woman was strong as hell and had more sexual passion than I’ve seen most people have on their horniest days! (Yes, my two friends were double penetrating her while I received oral sex. Try it if you get the chance!)
Some guys don’t want to touch another man’s body. As someone who didn’t have my first threesome with another man until my early thirties: KISSING A MAN… IS JUST LIKE KISSING YOURSELF! A lot of men I’ve kissed have given me a similar vibration to the one I imagine a woman feels from me! And if you don’t think YOU are gross, then why would you think kissing someone LIKE YOU would be gross? It wouldn’t be.
Not everyone can see the light, and that’s fine. But sincerely, there’s a lot of interesting positions that can be achieved with two dudes and one lady friend.
In an MFM threesome, you can enjoy double penetration, which is fun for sure, as well as the crudely named spit roast, which is oral penetration and vaginal or anal penetration to someone on their hands and knees. And then there’s the position I saw Wolf Hudson do last week—he was IN THE MIDDLE of two people, one of which was a man fucking him in the ass, and the other a woman who he was fucking from behind. They were all lying sideways, spooning and wiggling and poking each other! How fucking fun does that sound? Yeah, that’s some epic sex.
So, do what you want with who you want and the other person you want to do it with… we ain’t gonna judge. Only God can judge us, and as you can tell from the Nityananda Das quote, even God is into threesomes! The more the merrier, right? Yup, something like that. And if not, it’s something else close to it, you just gotta get two people together and figure out how many Figure-4 sexual connections you can put together in a hot night!
Love,
Addi Stewart
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