Although divine, threesomes are not always perfect. They can go tipsy-turvy should something go wrong. And things can go wrong.
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The worst case scenario is a double-edged sword—a yin/yang of badness that can spoil your whole little naked party.
The Yin of Badness
The first step towards threesome failure rears its head when someone feels left out. People seem to panic if they’re not included in every position at all times. This is frustrating to see because some people never seem to understand that not doing anything is in itself participatory.
Simply watching, or helping to hold someone down, is just as significant a contribution as finger-banging the person next to you. But, alas, someone feels left out, and the next thing you know all is a bummer for everyone.
The Yang of Badness
And if you’re feeling left out, chances are jealousy is on the way. Jealousy is the final nail in the 3sum coffin. In my experience it happens when things aren’t going the way someone has fantasized, and they’re not sure what move to make next. They end up watching, but not in a voyeuristic way.
They think they’re being left out because the others aren’t interested, when in fact the others are simply caught up in a moment. Join the moment; take part in the moment. If you’re jealous, it becomes a twosome.
while I have you on the line, there are some 2nd-degree burns you might want to watch out for.
Disagreement
As great as it is to go with the flow, threesome action should be planned beforehand. Discuss what you’re interested in. Unless everyone agrees with the menu, incompatibility might arise. You don’t want to be in the middle of nakedness when you discover the team is poorly matched. It gets awkward, and over soon.
Incompatibility
Which brings me to incompatibility. If you’re not hooking up with regulars you’ll need to vet your partners realistically. Just because you meet someone who’s interested in 3sums doesn’t mean they’re a good match. Consider it like dating: just because someone is looking to date doesn’t mean they’re the hookup for you.
Limp Noodles
I have to include this one for all the guys out there. If it’s your first threesome you might be nervous, and as a result have trouble keeping it up. Fair enough. When you know you have action on the way, avoid sex and masturbation until party night. That’ll increase your odds of staying nice and woody.
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