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How Rare are Threesomes?

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Is there a Threesome Jinx? I kinda believe it, but I don’t want to!

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How many times have you had a dream scenario get planned out, get dreamed about, get talked about, and then had it all fall apart at the last minute?

If I had an orgasm for every time a threesome didn’t happen, I’d be a very well-fucked man! It’s a sad reality of the sex life of the richly blessed and famously adventurous, but this is a risk that is obviously well worth taking.

One threesome happening is worth like thirty threesome failures and heartbreaks… it’s THAT fucking good, please believe it! But even though that’s a reality that remains so true, men will lust for threesomes like it’s the Holy Grail of Sex for their whole life even if it never happens.

The underlying ugly truth that walks parallel to threesomes is that it’s about SIX times as hard to make happen as it is to have even a regular hookup, and that shit is hard enough!

People go YEARS of their life without having sex, you know. Years! I’ve heard about these people, and I can’t say I can relate to their erotic existence in any way, shape or form. I do empathize with their struggle to find connections, because I do feel this pain in trying to find polyamorous partners who want to shoot porn and stuff of that naughty nature, ha ha.

Having a polyamorous lifestyle means I can bypass a lot of that sexual suffering and physical frustration, and maintain a decent amount of lovers in a regular rotation. But how often do I regularly have threesomes? RARELY! Probably three or four times a year, to be honest.

To make all the stars align for a threesome is an astronomical anomaly that has to be adored every second it exists. The amount of times that threesomes get rescheduled, someone flops last second, the transit delay, or shit just flip because someone has to get up for work in the morning is like… okay. Cool. I guess having a threesome that will make a memory for maybe a lifetime isn’t worth showing up to work tired for?

Please read that last sentence in BOLD SARCASM FONT, ha ha! And that’s why I do porn as my job. So I can never miss a threesome!

Try not to be the person that cancels your very rare chances to have a threesome in life. Please and thank you. You will thank me for it later.

In love,
Addi Stewart

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