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5 Turnoffs for Women in Threesomes

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If you’re lucky enough to be invited to a threesome or have your fantasy three-way offer accepted, you’ll want to make sure your partners enjoy themselves and invite you back for more.

You can best your chances of the ladies enjoying your company by using basic common sense and putting her comfort and pleasure first.

You might be also wondering what moves you should avoid.

5 Turnoffs for Women in Threesomes

1. Pretending You’re Someone You’re Not

If you’re not Christian Grey, don’t pretend.

Women prefer down-to-earth dudes with their own personality. Sure, a confident, manicured billionaire with a fully equipped dungeon can be hot. But if it’s pretend, we lose interest fast.

Women want real guys, and each one is different. Your best plan is to be yourself.

2. Being Selfish

I was hooking up with a man who kept belittling my chosen position—on top, no less—because he preferred doggie style. He kept reminding me that he wanted to see my ass in the air. The problem was that his dick was too big, and he didn’t know how to use it. It was painfully jamming my cervix. He expected me to worship his cock, even though he didn’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman.

Whatever your physical attributes, the best way to make yourself attractive to women is to be respectful, put her first, and remember that she is a human being.

3. Being Critical

This is related to #2, but different. Don’t expect a woman to be perfect, even if think you are. Sex is about connecting with human beings. If you want a robot or blow-up doll, order a couple online and enjoy your threeway with yourself, three ways.

I was once in bed with a voluptuous hottie and a guy she’d met online. In the span of fifteen minutes, before we were fully naked, he mentioned that he hoped she didn’t have too many stretch marks on her massive breasts. News alert—breasts have stretch marks.

He also asked me to hold my head a certain way to “minimize your double chin.” Just for the record, I’m petite and athletic. He also mentioned that the shoes I was wearing—funky stripper platforms—made my feet look big.

Brenda and I had screaming orgasms—with each other—after asking him to hit the road.

4. Acting Jealous

Don’t whine “What about me?” if I’m getting the attention from another man. Don’t pull that pouty face when watching me get plowed by another man was your idea. Feeling jealous is a natural emotion—it’s how you deal with jealousy in threesomes that’s important.

5. Apologizing through Self-Deprecation

Try to corral your insecurities. I don’t give a flick about your receding hairline or chubby gut or age, unless you are constantly apologizing for it and pointing it out.

Just as I expect you to see me as a human with my normal flaws, I see you that way too. But if you make the sex all about your worst features, and we have to console you like a mother might, chances are we might want to put our clothes back on. Just saying.

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