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Best Time to Make a Threesome Hookup Happen

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When is the best time and day for a rendezvous of three?

This is totally not objective scientific reasoning, but it does stem from subjective data and up-close and personal research on the topic at hand.

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I have had threesomes on probably every day of the week by now. I’m happy enough to say that I don’t remember all my threesomes.

That’s when you know you’re doing okay in the extracurricular sex activity zone! And it’s even better when you know you’re not lying to impress someone!

I’ve been blessed with beautiful moments of sexy extraneous action in the boudoir. I’ve been given the keys to the kingdom… and it allows access to ANOTHER kingdom!

This kinda life is magical, and it takes nothing but the top notch level of polyamory to maintain and continue creating. This does not happen by accident, my friends.

And furthermore, it does not happen whenever the fuck you want. Planning a threesome is real, and cancellations are even more real and painful to the heart of fantasy.

But this is the game, and this is the price we have to play to foreplay it!

Upon reflecting happily and juicily about my erotic history and past menage a trois, I have to conclude with almost absolute certainty, that my threesomes MOST happen on: SATURDAY NIGHT!

It’s convenient and cozy, and it’s kosher for most people who are not living The Lifestyle on the level that I aspire to live it, and give it to others who want it real good.

But yes, I swear nearly all my threesomes have happened on a Saturday night. Scheduling is easier for the majority of the population. Transportation runs until the wee hours of the morning, depending on where you live.

MOST of your effort, once you find the right two people to play with, is going to be focused on SCHEDULING THE DAMN THING AT A TIME WHERE EVERYONE CAN SHOW UP AND PARTICIPATE IN THE GREATNESS!

Saturday night is perfect for that. Saturday afternoon delight also has nothing to offer but a nice warmup to Saturday night, but it’s acceptable none the less.

And of course, you silly goose: if some ladies offer me a threesome and it’s Tuesday morning, I’m not gonna say no!

But let’s get real: you want to fuck, and you don’t want to fuck around.

Schedule your next threesome on Saturday night when you’re free to fuck two ladies or gentlemen, and everyone in between!

Sunday is also pretty good, but it’s better to have a great amount of sex on Saturday night, and be able to reflect on it all Sunday. Having a day after a 3-some to reflect, do more drugs, and masturbate to your new memories is always a great idea!

In love,
Addi Stewart

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