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How to Have a Threesome on Your Holidays

Man and Two Women on Beach

If you’re heading somewhere sultry for spring break, or just hoping for an unforgettable adventure when you take your holidays, you might be dreaming of a hot threesome.

There are loads of benefits to the XXX-rated vacation including being away from the prying eyes in your own hometown. Who wants to answer questions from your boss or mother before or after a hot hookup with three? Plus, you have that free time, and lots of people are hornier in a different atmosphere.

Unfortunately, the logistics can make it tough, and even though your time is free, there might not be enough time in between meeting the sexy couple you’re looking for and getting it on, before your plane heads home.

How to Make a Vacation Threesome Happen

Plan Ahead

Spontaneity has a lot going for it—the unexpected or surprise of sex is always a thrill.

But let’s face facts: the probability of two bikini-clad hotties begging for it on the last day of your vacation and approaching you out of the blue is slim to nil.

You want to take charge and make plans for your trip, just as you’re booking car rentals, hotels, and scuba diving ahead of time.

It can be hotter this way too, because you’ll be chatting with various potential lovers you meet online. And once you’ve decided to hook up, the anticipation and waiting game will amp things up for all of you.

Use dating sites like FindaThreesome.com or CouplesDating.com to meet women or poly couples in the city or resort area you’re headed to, and make plans for the best vacay ever!

Research the Sex Scene in Your Destination

You’ll need to know the laws, customs, and opportunities available for sexual encounters before you go. You won’t want to miss a fetish festival four miles from your hotel, for example, just because you didn’t know about it.

You’ll want to make sure you understand the legal nitty gritty—not all places are free the way we are in America. You don’t want to get into trouble, and you don’t want to insult anyone.

Make sure you research health-related issues as well. Condoms could be hard to find where you’re going, for example, or you might get in trouble at the airport if you have a suitcase full of forbidden sex toys.

Bottom line: know before you go.

Be Polite but Direct

Don’t expect folks to read your mind. If you and your wife both have your eyes on the pool boy, you only have a few days to seduce him.

The best way forward, whether you hope to join two women or you want a unicorn to hook up with you and your girlfriend, is to be direct. It’s okay to be frank, and it’s actually preferable—no one likes a bunch of mixed signals they can’t interpret.

Saying, “My wife and I both find you very attractive and are wondering if you would be open to joining us for some fun,” won’t always work, true. But it works a lot better than saying nothing, or sending out the wrong message altogether.

Consider Hiring a Sex Worker

This option is not for everyone, but for sheer efficiency and consent, it can work wonders.

It depends where you are, of course—sex work is legal in many destinations, but dangerous in others. You don’t want someone forced into the business, or to put a sex worker or yourselves in danger or legal trouble. But if you’ve done your homework and know there are willing, legally available sex workers where you’re going, this is the best guarantee for action and availability.

Have you had a threesome on spring break? Tell us all!

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