What could be hotter than having two buxom beauties draped across your naked body, attending to your every pleasure? Why, capturing it on film, of course!
At least, it might seem that way when the idea comes to mind, but here are some things to keep in mind.
It will be for your eyes only.
One of the main reasons we want to make the video is so that our friends can have proof of the spellbinding sexcapades we share. We know they don’t believe the half of it, but here it is… except, no.
Ethically, unless your girlfriends or your host couple are professional porn stars, the porn you make will only be seen by the three of you—which might be great, but it might be only half the reason you want to make the thing.
Your imagination will look better in memory than the real thing.
You jerk off to insanely sexy memories, reliving the moments over and over. So why not watch them exactly as they were?
Or… maybe not so much. Does your butt really look that big and dimply when you’re kneeling? Did the women really look so bored while you were going down?
Sometimes it’s nice to remember an adventure as if we are gods, not to be forced to view our humble reality as mere mortals!
Consent from everyone is imperative.
It can be difficult getting three people to agree on a threesome, never mind three who enthusiastically want to be in the film.
Hiding a camera to make a film can get you in jail, but even worse, it will spoil your reputation in the dating world—all the pussy will dry up, and your balls will freeze off for lack of attention.
Making the film will distance you from the experience.
In theory, it can add to the excitement. But constantly checking angles or lighting or trying to make things happen in front of the lens can interrupt the flow. Filming works better if you’re in a regular threesome arrangement, when making a video can be a lot of fun as a variation of your play. If it’s a one-off, it might be better to live in the moment.
Even if you love the results, the others may not.
One way to make sure you never hook up with the same hotties again is for them to become self-conscious or squeamish about the experience.
Karen, 24, told me, “I was horny and open to being filmed—in case my threesome fantasy never came true again, at least I’d have it on video. But I felt really turned off after seeing the result. Calvin wasn’t nearly as hot as he had been when we did it, and his weird grunting noises were off-putting. I hadn’t even noticed them, but now I can’t get into the idea of a repeat.”
The wrong hands will spell doom, or at least extreme humiliation and complication.
It’s not supposed to happen, but it often does. I once texted a sex video to my uncle Dan rather than to Dan, star of my sex tape.
A girlfriend’s threesome video landed in her husband’s inbox with a note saying, “Look at this chick, she looks just like your wife.”
Even total trust of your partners can’t guarantee mistakes won’t be made. Just something to consider.
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