Couples Advice

Tips for Writing a Couple’s Dating Profile

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A couple’s online dating profile needs to be more than just a pretty picture. Clarity is everything.

The goal of the profile is as much about filtering the duds as it is luring the honeypots. So save some space for business.  

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Your wants and needs. Sure, letting people know what you’re into says a little sum’m-sum’m about you, but it also helps trawlers decide whether or not they’ll find what they’re looking for. Or not. The list of what you can get up to is long—fine tune it.

What you don’t want. It’s just as important to state your turnoffs. Don’t like pain? Say so, and those who like pain will look elsewhere. Is gender-bending not on your playlist? Say so.

If you don’t make clear what’s a no-no, you’ll find yourself hooking up with someone who’s either going to be very disappointed or trying to convince you to do things you’d rather not do. If you say it up front, they’ll move on.

Pics. Of course you want to look good, but that’s so subjective that you’re better off focusing on a couple simple rules. Make sure your pic isn’t so dark that too much is left to the imagination. I understand the appeal of mystique, but we need to see something. On the flip side, don’t post a glamour shot—one, we will all laugh at you, and two, everyone knows a glam shot isn’t a realistic representation, so you might as well be in the dark.

We want to see enough of you to know you’re not a complete eyesore, that your body types are as described, and, most important, that you look like a fun couple.

Audio clip. This one’s interesting. I’d never recommend posting a video of yourselves in action (although feel free to shoot videos if all parties are on board!) cuz that would do more than spoil the surprise, if you know what I mean.

But why not post an audio clip from one of your sexy sessions? It’s unique, and it allows imaginations to run wild. Keep it under a minute—all you want to do is tease.

What you have to offer, what you won’t allow. Create your profile with that in mind and half the work’s done for you already.

Go Team Go!

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