Couples Advice

Why Vacation Sex Is the Best Sex

Man and Two Women on Beach

What makes vacation sex great? It’s a question of getting out of the ordinary. When you’re home, unless you own a Gatsby-sized mansion, there are only so many places you can get down to business.

The bed? Tried and true, no doubt, but also a known commodity. The pathway from any spot in the house to the bedroom is well trodden. The sofa? Great, but eventually someone has to launder those cum stains before grandma comes over for tea. She may be old, but she has lived long enough to know what kinds of crusts a vagina full of semen leaves when it sits itself bare on a brown suede sofa.

So that’s it. For one thing, hotels often have incredibly solid beds with great mattresses. When you’re on a king-sized hotel bed, you can really dig in. You can really roll around. Plus they change the sheets every day. If you want to get all messy with strawberries and cream or chocolate sauce, no problem!

Next up, think of all the hot new places you can do it. Don’t even get me started on the mile-high club. Every restaurant, every ancient crypt, archaeological site, church confession box, back of the tour bus, every waterfall and grotto you hiked up to, whatever, becomes a new and fun place to sneak in a little on-the-go nookie.

You will find that old spark that you used to feel rushing back, as you rediscover everything that made you two want to fuck your brains out in the first place.

Let’s talk about even crazier possibilities! When you’re in your home circle, it’s not that easy to add other people into the mix. Everybody knows everybody else. You might have threesomes and maybe even talked about a list of people in your friend circle that you see as potential thirds, but there’s always the aftermath. There’s having to live with that person somehow now being attached to your relationship.

On vacation though… that cute girl sitting down the bar, that stewardess with that warm smile you meet on the plane, that cabana boy your wife finds handsome. You can have them up to your room for a little threesome fun, a little cuckold session, a little girl-on-girl action in the hot tub… and there will be no awkward conversation afterwards.

That’s what I’m talking about. Fucking on vacation is all about liberation from your normal life, and the freedom to get crazy without the usual judgements of home life. Enjoy!

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