I get a lot of questions from guys about their penises. It’s almost as if they think about nothing but!
In threesome sex, you might obsess over it even more, since you’ll sometimes be taking him out in the presence of someone else taking his out, and not sure how you measure up, or if she’s thinking his is nicer than yours or vice versa.
My answer is always the same: depends on the woman.
Still, that honest response never seems to be “answer enough” for some guys, so I decided to ask other women.
What kind of penis do you like best?
“I don’t care. It’s the person behind the body part who makes me feel good. And I want to touch him in ways he enjoys to give him pleasure, not because his cock is a certain shape or size. If I cared about that I would just have a dildo made to my exact specifications,and I’d look at it and masturbate with it and wouldn’t need a man. That’s obviously not how it is. It’s a sensual dance between us, not a body part. Stop obsessing.” – Marie, 29
“The kind of dick that turns me on just thinking about it is nice and thick, evenly, from top to bottom, with a head slightly larger than the shaft. It’s nice and meaty and has a good heft to it. The balls don’t hang all loose and wrinkly but are firm and well shaped.” – Rachel, 23
“I used to love the look of circumcised penises and thought the turtle looked unattractive. I just wasn’t used to it. But my fiancee isn’t cut, and I noticed right away that uncut was far more sensitive. I realized the hood was nature’s perfect plan to protect the sensitive penis head and keep it safe for me. This little thought was enough to turn me on forever, and I’ve totally switched to looking for uncut cock porn.” – Jazz, 26
“Aesthetically, I would probably say small and elegant with a nice thatch of black hair. I love how Asian men are often super smooth and slender, with lots of pubic hair and a beautiful penis that is compact and dark. But as far as feeling goes, I also have a bit of a thing for a bendie. A dick that has a hook or banana curve to the side seems to stimulate my pussy nicely. Even when I masturbate I veer slightly to the side with my strokes. It just feels good.” – Cynthia, 34
“I don’t care. I just want it to be hard, not squishy or at half mast. Some dicks that are too big don’t get real hard. I’m turned on by a rock-hard erection. You can be petite, average, or big, cut or uncut, dark or fair, I don’t care, but it has to get hard. That’s what really excites me.” – Sofia, 21
“Not gonna lie. I like large penises. There is something about being filled up, stretched open.” – Jess, 27
“Oh, jeepers, who gives a damn? I enjoy polyamory and threesomes because I enjoy different bodies. I never gave a fig what your penis looked like or what her vagina looks like. The whole point of sex is to discover your body, and no one is the same.” – Tobi, 44
“I don’t care, really. I have a bit of kink on for quirky, fair, ginger dick. Spent a lot of college masturbating to Prince Harry, that’s why. It’s silly, but a redhead turns me on. But I don’t think about it or want it when I’m in bed with two hot Latino guys from my own neighborhood. I’m in the moment and want what you’re giving me.” – Izabella, 28
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