Women know that there are millions of men willing to PAY just to catch a whiff of pussy juice on a pair of stale panties. Some guys want to lick our panty liners, drink our urine, or take a shower in G-spot ejaculation.
Even so, it’s safe to say that women’s number one sexual insecurity, maybe tied with body fat, is how we smell and taste “down there.”
It doesn’t help that we live in a sanitized culture that pushes products guaranteed to make us “fresh”—we shouldn’t even use soap on our delicate private parts!
And sometimes we see cartoons or guy talk on porn blogs, or hear guys joking around about “fish” and that doesn’t help!
In any event, we can be very self-conscious. I admit that regardless of how sexually open I am, I would rather forego oral pleasure if I haven’t just showered ten minutes before you rip my clothes off.
At the same time, I understand that vagina doesn’t smell or taste like vanilla cupcakes or peaches.
You have more than likely been around a few vulvas in your time and know the range of scents and tastes that we naturally possess. Maybe you dive in, ready or not, happy to bury your face in a pussy whether we are coming out of a chlorine pool or emerging from the gym.
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Maybe you find pussy perfume a major turn on, or maybe you like some more than others. Maybe your lady lovers aren’t quite as gung ho as you are about what the Artist Formerly Known as Prince called “cream.”
In case this is your first time at the rodeo, or you’ve never really asked and answered the question, for yourself or on her behalf, here is everything you never wanted to know about…
How Pussy Should Smell and Taste
All Pussy Smells Unique
A woman’s vagina is her own personal blend of chemicals, pheromones, hormones, and bacteria. While there are obvious overtures in common, her perfume and chemistry is different from the next woman. Her scents change too, with hormone fluctuations throughout the month, and throughout her life span.
All Pussy Has a Scent of Some Kind
Vagina is not scent-neutral, even if she has just lathered with all natural PH balanced cleanser and taken an hour long shower.
Vaginas have all kinds of glands on the go, all the time, and they are moist naturally. This means there is a scent all the time.
Pussy Naturally Has a Musky, Sour Odor
Healthy vulvas host a lot of the same bacteria that are common in fermented foods like sourdough bread or yogurt.
Vaginas might smell sweaty, there might be faint traces of urine (the urethra is right there, after all—kind of like you have yours in your dick.) They can smell meaty (they are, after all, living meat.) They can smell pungent and cheesy. they may smell earthy, like soil. They can have a slight fishy smell, hence the tuna jokes, and might smell and taste briny or salty. And they can have a spicy flavor—a lot of men talk about the scent of cumin.
Rotten or Strong Odors Are Not Normal
Think fresh oysters versus week-old fish—if she smells foul, she may have a bacterial infection, yeast infection, or have a tampon stuck inside. For all that a healthy vagina smells strongly sour, salty, fishy, or the scent is overpowering, it’s a sign of infection or imbalance.
What scent do you love about the taste of pussy?
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