Gather round my friends! Gather round with thine drink and legal smoke, and let me regale a tale about a threesome that was about to happen, but did not for the strangest reason one might imagine.
One no longer need to imagine it, as if it were an event in some science-fiction, future universe that couldn’t connect to ours in any fantastic way. No, this was a real thing that happened. And it shows what time and era we live in, as well as proves that our imaginations and our desires are expanding beyond even polyamory on the traditional levels we all imagine it to exist on!
So there I was, listening to my good friend tell me a story of a lady friend he was having sexy time with. They met a few weeks ago,and were just having a ball, random moments of oral sex, random moments of p-in-v sex—the regular fun we all like to do from time to time.
It turns out that she was a fun-time gal who wasn’t closed off to the idea of having a threesome. This was good news to my friend, as he is very much into porn and threesomes and what not. As fate would have it, my friend lives in an apartment building with another good guy I know who is also into porn. They all are cool dudes, and are people I can talk to about poly, porn, and anything else.
Lo and behold, the lady friend decided one day to ask my guy friend to make their sexy time a little sexier. She asked if my friend could get his roommate in on a threesome! That sounded fun and randy, so my guy friend went to ask his roommate to join them in a threesome.
Not every threesome attempted is created, as we all know from experience. Some people just aren’t ready, or willing. But the reasons why are what make things peculiar, unique or notable.
The reason this guy wasn’t interested in having sex with this gorgeous young lady in a threesome with his roommate? Well, he was more interested in having erotic encounters with his new inanimate sex toys. And he was not shy in sharing this information, which was admirable in my eyes, even if it wasn’t something I would choose.
We live in an age where some sex toys are more realistic, more emotional, more physical, more intuitive, and more electronically connected than they ever have been in human history. We use technology more than ever as a replacement for human connection and sexual novelty. Some of us don’t even want to be with other humans anymore!
So yeah, the threesome almost happened, but it never ended up going down. Not with three humans! There may have been a sex-toy threesome that happened instead, but who am I to judge?
These are VERY interesting times we live in, and I just want you to be happy and healthy in whatever way you choose to connect to your sexual essence.
Love, luck and light,
Addi Stewart
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